Zach Braff. James Mcavoy. Paul Rudd. Andy Samberg. Darn it, I always forget one... to be continued...
Chandler: Well, we have a deal where we each get to pick five different celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can't get mad.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship: Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Monica: So, Chandler... who's on your list?
Chandler: Uh, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and, ah, Jessica Rabbit.
Rachel: Now, you do realize that she's a cartoon... and way out of your league?
Chandler: I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I guess... Chris O'Donnel, John F. Kennedy, Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting, and Parker Stevenson.
Ross: Spiderman?
Rachel: Hardy Boy.
Chandler: Peter Parker.
Ross: Thank you.
Joey: Oh, sorry. Did I get ya?
Chandler: No, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
Ross: And... Isabella Rossillini.
Chandler: Oho! Very hot, very sexy. But, uh, ya know, she's too international, ya know. She's never gonna be around.
Rachel: So?
Chandler: So, you gotta play the odds: Pick somebody who's gonna be in the country, like, all the time.
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's why you won't get Isabella Rossillini--geography.
You get the gist. Naturally, having a love of the show for many years and more. I have a list. My list changes every so often. I tend to forget who is on it. I once kept a list on my blackberry because I kept forgetting and it kept coming up in conversations with various people and I was tired of never knowing. Whether you agree or not, it is great for conversation. The list says a lot about a personality as well.
I bring up the "list" because of one of the dreams I had last night. I had one awful, creepy sad dream that was a majority of the night. Which is nothing new but after I woke myself up from that dream. I feel back asleep for a couple of hours and none other than Zach Braff was in my dream. Melt my heart. Somehow, I realized that we were dating or on the verge of dating and my response to someone was. "He is on my 'list.' How is this possible. Who ever had the chance to date anyone on their list." And after that. I was on cloud nine. Really though, Id would be more than happy to just have a conversation with him or take a photo of him or see one of his plays. ay ay ay ay.
To make the situation all the better. I woke up and my first thought was I dated Zach Braff and I can't feel bad because he is on my "list" and this is allowed. Maybe my dream subconscious just confused the J.D.'s.
best. night. ever.
>>> Does anyone else have a list?
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship: Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Monica: So, Chandler... who's on your list?
Chandler: Uh, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and, ah, Jessica Rabbit.
Rachel: Now, you do realize that she's a cartoon... and way out of your league?
Chandler: I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I guess... Chris O'Donnel, John F. Kennedy, Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting, and Parker Stevenson.
Ross: Spiderman?
Rachel: Hardy Boy.
Chandler: Peter Parker.
Ross: Thank you.
Joey: Oh, sorry. Did I get ya?
Chandler: No, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
Ross: And... Isabella Rossillini.
Chandler: Oho! Very hot, very sexy. But, uh, ya know, she's too international, ya know. She's never gonna be around.
Rachel: So?
Chandler: So, you gotta play the odds: Pick somebody who's gonna be in the country, like, all the time.
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's why you won't get Isabella Rossillini--geography.
I bring up the "list" because of one of the dreams I had last night. I had one awful, creepy sad dream that was a majority of the night. Which is nothing new but after I woke myself up from that dream. I feel back asleep for a couple of hours and none other than Zach Braff was in my dream. Melt my heart. Somehow, I realized that we were dating or on the verge of dating and my response to someone was. "He is on my 'list.' How is this possible. Who ever had the chance to date anyone on their list." And after that. I was on cloud nine. Really though, Id would be more than happy to just have a conversation with him or take a photo of him or see one of his plays. ay ay ay ay.
To make the situation all the better. I woke up and my first thought was I dated Zach Braff and I can't feel bad because he is on my "list" and this is allowed. Maybe my dream subconscious just confused the J.D.'s.
best. night. ever.
>>> Does anyone else have a list?
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